Been a while (again), I know. I’ve been around, I’ve just been too lazy to write about the things I’ve wanted to write about. Anyway. So a few things… First off, why are people in such a damn hurry these days? I’ve noticed lately that people are always on my ass on the road. I tend to drive 5-10 mph over the speed limit, but I’ve always got some hemorrhoid up my ass, flailing their arms and no doubt calling me some not-so-nice things. Slow. Down. It’s not worth killing somebody.

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